Have you heard about my friend Dave? His dream was to work at the zoo. One day he got the job but the keeper said if any of the animals die which you are looking after you have to pay for them.

The next day Dave went to feed the finches and when he stood up he accidentally knocked the bird swing and the finch fell off. He went to look at the book and how much finches were. They cost £50 each. He didnt worry, he just threw the finch over the wall of the Lion's pen and the lion gobbled it up.

Then he went to the Chimps pen to feed them and he knocked the tyre and the chimp fell to the ground dead. He went to look at the book and see how much chimps were. They cost £100 each. He didnt worry, he just threw the chimp over the lions pen and the lion gobbled it up.

Then he went to a field and he didnt think there were any animals there but he bumped into a tree and a bees next fell down, mushing all the bees. He went to look at the book and how much bees cost, they cost £10. Then he threw them into the lion's pen and the lion gobbled them up.

The next morning a new lion came to the zoo and asked the old lion "what's the food like here?"
The old lion said....
"well I had Finch Chimps and Mushy bees yesterday."